A few from Hume's 2nd Enquiry

"When I was twenty, says a French poet, Ovid was my favourite: Now I am forty, I declare for Horace." (5.30)

"Inanimate objects may bear to each other all the same relations, which we observe in moral agents; though the former can never be the object of love or hatred, nor are consequently susceptible of merit or iniquity. A young tree, which over-tops and destroys its parent, stands in all the same relations with Nero, when he murdered Agrippina; and if morality consisted merely in relations, would, no doubt, be equally criminal" (Appx 1, 17)
Written on March 2, 2009